A normal conversation

Stranger: Hello :) 16 year old girl here, looking for a NORMAL conversation. If you're horny, over 18, or just going to ask asl, press disconnect. Otherwise, what's up? :)

You: Normal person here.

You: Not much, just furiously masturbating to pictures of dead kittens. You?

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Gettin' down with Friday

You: Friday Friday Friday getting down with Friday.

Stranger: Someone kill her.

You: Why?!

You: We we we so excited

Stranger: Annoying as fuck.

You: Nah way, the song is amazing!

You: And I'd totally do her

Stranger: How old are you?

You: 26 why?

Stranger: She's 13.

Stranger: Seriously.

You: What's your point?!

Stranger: You'd do her. And you're 26 and she's 13.

Stranger: Freak.

You: Yeah, that's me

Stranger: She's annoying as fuck.

You: Are you not down with Fridays?

Stranger: All girls and boys hate her.

You: What's wrong with you

Stranger: I'm a regular 14 year old girl who wants to punch her in the face.

You: I think you're just jealous of her success

You: And isn't it past your bed time little girl?!

Stranger: You're jealous of Justin Biebers sucess.

Stranger: success*

Stranger: and no it's not.

You: I am, I love JBiebz

You: Imma tell you one time!

Stranger: I will never say never.

You: The movie as so good

You: It was in 3D

Stranger: YOU HAVE ISSUES.

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My bad.

You: HOT MAN ON DOG ACTION

Stranger: Ehh

You: WOOPS!

You: Meant to put that in google

You: Sorry, just ignore it

You: How are you?

Stranger: okay thats just plain werid.

Stranger: you have some serious problems

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Just askin'

You: Hey there.

Stranger: Someone who thinks people who come on here for sex are obviously completely desperate losers who cant get any in real life here.

You: Exactly! Some people here are just so goddamn pathetic.

Stranger: I knoooow. just getting fed up of not being able to find someone i can had some kind of normal conversation with.
Omegle is full of horny fucks tonight.

You: I know right. So you horny?

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Meow

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

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You: I RAPE CATS.

Stranger: D:

Stranger: That's not nice...

Stranger: I have a cat :(

You: Nice, introduce me sometime?

Stranger: NO! :O

You: Awwwww

Stranger: What if you rape her :(

You: It's not rape, if she enjoys it

Stranger: Eww you're really gross.

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Size really does matter...

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You: Just another creepy omegle man here, please have virtual sex with me (I'm desperate).

Stranger: 18 bi f horny

Stranger: how old r u?

You: AWESOME.

You: 48, you?

Stranger: 18

You: AWW YEAH BARELY LEGAL, BABY

You: Let's get it on

Stranger: how big is your dick?

You: About 4.23 inches

Stranger: ok

You: I hope that's not a problem

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I guess she's not into younger men....

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You: 12/m/USA.......LET'Z CYBER BABY

Stranger: 12 man

Stranger: 12

Stranger: 12!!!!!!!!!!

Stranger: 12?!?

You: WHAT'Z WRONG WIT DAT, HO

Stranger: you're 12 that's what's wrong

You: I SMOKE WEED AND LISTEN TO RAP MUSIC

Stranger: oh dear, fucked up generation

You: YO GURL, WE CYBER MAKIN' OUT OR WUT?!

Stranger: 1- it's illegal 2- it's disgusting 3- go to school

You: AIN'T NO ONE HAVE TO KNOW BABY GURL

You: I KNOOO U WANT THIS

Stranger: that's why it's 2- disgusting

You: HOW OLD U BE HOTTIE?

Stranger: your mom's age

You: IM DOWN WITH A MILF

Stranger: seriously kid your typing shows that you do need the education, go to school and act your age

You: BITCH, YOU TRIPPIN?!

You: WHY U PLAYIN HARD TO GET??

Stranger: bye, have fun, kid

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