Silly Americans....

You: Holy sons of penis!?

You: How are you?!

Stranger: Uhhhm, hi. I'm all right. How are you?

You: I'm swell! Was just dancing naked in my room to Justin Bieber videos.

You: You seem uncomfortable?!

Stranger: I'm not. Haha.

You: Okay, fantastic!

You: So which realm of the galaxy do you reside in, good friend?

Stranger: In the United States.

Stranger: You?

You: I'm not familiar where is that?

You: I'm located in the TGCE (The Great Canadian Empire)

Stranger: You don't know where the US is?

Stranger: It's right below Canada.

You: No I can't saw I've heard of it. Is it in Mexico?

You: *say

Stranger: That huge part of land between Canada and Mexico.

You: I see, interesting. I'm surprised I haven't heard of it, I have a PhD in Geography.

You: So what do you do for a living, good friend?

Stranger: I'm a college student.

Stranger: You?

You: I actually work as a Moose herder as of now.

You: What do you study?

Stranger: Veterinary Medicine.

Stranger: So how old are you?

You: Ah so your going interested in working with animals as well! If my meese are ever injured I know who to contact!

You: I am 18, how about yourself?

Stranger: Yes, I am. I love animals. I'm 18 too.

You: Very nice! Do you have lots of moose in your United Provinces?

Stranger: Uhhmmmm, we probably do in the north western part of the country, but I'm not positive.

You: Here in the Snowy mountains of the Canadian Empire, there are blood thirsty moose everywhere. It is up to people like me to combat and tame them.

You: They can be a nuisance

Stranger: Sounds like it

You: Do you own any pets, good sir/ma'am?

Stranger: I'm a ma'am.

Stranger: I have a dog and cat.

You: I am not familiar, are they relatives of the beaver?

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