Gettin' down with Friday

You: Friday Friday Friday getting down with Friday.

Stranger: Someone kill her.

You: Why?!

You: We we we so excited

Stranger: Annoying as fuck.

You: Nah way, the song is amazing!

You: And I'd totally do her

Stranger: How old are you?

You: 26 why?

Stranger: She's 13.

Stranger: Seriously.

You: What's your point?!

Stranger: You'd do her. And you're 26 and she's 13.

Stranger: Freak.

You: Yeah, that's me

Stranger: She's annoying as fuck.

You: Are you not down with Fridays?

Stranger: All girls and boys hate her.

You: What's wrong with you

Stranger: I'm a regular 14 year old girl who wants to punch her in the face.

You: I think you're just jealous of her success

You: And isn't it past your bed time little girl?!

Stranger: You're jealous of Justin Biebers sucess.

Stranger: success*

Stranger: and no it's not.

You: I am, I love JBiebz

You: Imma tell you one time!

Stranger: I will never say never.

You: The movie as so good

You: It was in 3D

Stranger: YOU HAVE ISSUES.

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